Basically me

omg so my sister was filling out my new nephews baby book and the question was, “how did mommy and daddy meet?” and she just looked at me and was like, “well, mommy and daddy are sinners.” and i just cant

paulniggins:

fuck this I’m joining the nikki minaj fandom

zaerys:

jaesama:

These big 1D announcements are the reason why I have trust issues.

Well aint you a pretentious asshole mary?

weight-a-second:

unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer

we wouldn’t be singing

THIS IS SO ME

WHATTHEMOTHERFUCKINGFUCK 

OHMYFUCKINGGOD STOP USING GIFSETS OF SIX EVERYSINGLE FUCKING POST OHMYFUCKINGGOD IMA BOUT TO KILL A BITCH

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

crutchy:

Thanks, Cas. Thanks. [x]

lourrykisses:

The drawing is on Liam Sparkes’ flicker account since 2010. (x)

They got matching tattoos again and we didn’t even realize.

wifipasswords:

im laughing so hard someone made this gif black and white to make it more dramatic but its literally from a movie about talking fish and a vegetarian shark

consultingsuperhusbands:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

I don’t understand why I’m laughing so hard

burghers:

when people say nice things about you